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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |